Bend Over, Greek Sailor Voyager version

Harry's from Crete where the men are so sweet. He has black hair and pimples but we think he's neat. He still picks up girls in the town it is true. But it's been so long he's forgot what to do. Well, Neelix is bilgemaster, his skin is chafed red. He smells just like garbage, the bilge is his bed. We grease him up proper, we grease him up right. Then hot buttered rump is the course for the night. Harry and Tommy are good it is true. They bugger each other and each of the crew. But Tuvok has talent which can't be surpassed For when he's erect we use him as the mast Our coxswain is Tommy he's mad as loon. He keeps us in time but he sings out of tune. And when he is off-watch he won't get no sleep Cause raving mad Thomas forgot all our sheep.

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