"Aww, Chute!"

Kim: Whee! Oof!
Prisoners: Fresh meat!
Kim: I’m only going to take this abuse for a few more minutes before I begin to fight back…. Ow!
Paris: Here I am to save the day!
Kim: Tom!
Paris: Ixnay on the Om-Tay!
Kim: Ow!

Pitt: Me claim cave woman.
Kim: No. I shouldn’t be here.
Pitt: Sucks to be you.
Paris: Here I am to save the day! Expository blah blah blah.

Kim: I shouldn’t be here.
Paris: Duh. Expository blah blah blah.
Kim: Quit being so aggressive.
Paris: You ain’t seen nothin’ yet. They put creatures in our bodies. Made us do things….
Kim: Hey, that’s my line.

Prisoners: Kibbles and Bits! Kibbles and Bits!
Kim: You call this food?
Paris: No, it’s the freeze-dried crew of the original Enterprise from "Wink of an Eye."

Ambassador Liria: Your guys are in prison, and soon you will be, too.
Janeway: What’d we do?
Liria: You’re providing fodder for P/K’ers.
Janeway: Uh, oh.

Paris: Oh, Lucy, I’m home!
Kim: I’ve got an Excedrin headache.
Paris: I need to mention the Delaney sisters to establish that we’re heterosexual.
Kim: Whatever.

Paris: I found this phallic symbol in an old Clue game. Can you make a light sabre out of it?
Kim: Who do I look like? MacGyver?

Torres: We have to rescue Harry. Oh, and Tom, too.
Janeway: Let’s prove their innocence.
Torres: You mean about the terrorist bombing?
Janeway: What’d you think?

Torres: If we use technobabble, we can find the real bombers.
Janeway: I just hope most of that is off-screen.

Kim: Knit one, purl two…AUGHHHHH!
Paris: Calm down…I’ll seduce you with talk of food.
Kim: For comic relief, I’ll mention Neelix’s cooking.
Paris: Is he in this episode?
Kim: Not until the third act.

Kim: Ow! Oof.
Pitt: Gimme that pipe.
Paris: No. Instead, let’s have one of those funny Trek fight sequences with musical accompaniment.
Pitt: No. This episode is too dark. Take that!
Paris: Ow.

Kim: AUGHHHHH! I wish I’d learned martial arts like everyone else in Starfleet!
Zio: Your friend doesn’t look so good. I’d like to establish myself as a good guy.
Kim: Nice to meet you.
Zio: Now I’m sarcastic. And menacing.
Kim: Careful. I’ll give you the scowling of a lifetime.

Paris: This is where I give the cliched "save yourself" speech.
Kim: My, it’s crowded in this extreme closeup.
Paris: You think this is crowded, look at the loonies in our bin.

Kim: Wanna trade for food and shelter?
Zio: No, I’m sardonic now.
Kim: I have an escape plan.
Zio: Okie dokie.

Janeway: We’ve conveniently found the terrorists.
Vel: We represent the Lollypop Guild.
Janeway: Aren’t you a little small for a stormtrooper?
Vel: Buzz off.

Janeway: Ha! You are now my prisoner!
Tuvok: They did it.
Vel: Okay, I admit it.
Piri: Here’s the information you want. Why not go blow up the bad guys?
Janeway: No, I have principles. Tuvok, put them in our nicest cell.

Zio: While you jimmy the lock, I’ll rant and look like a twisted Christ-figure.
Kim: Whatever.

Kim: There, I’ve fixed it!
Zio: For reasons defying logic, I’ll trust you and test it.

Kim: Almost there…
Zio: Stay on target.
Kim: Almost there…. Oh, poop.

Paris: Unh…
Kim: How are you?
Paris: I was dreaming about Megan Delaney.
Kim: Methinks thou dost protest too much.
Paris: I’m really out of my mind now.
Kim: Hold my hand, just like in "Caretaker."
PK’ers: Hurray!

Kim: At the risk of being too self-referential, I’d like to point out how much more in control I am now, as compared to "Nightingale."
TPTB: Whatever.
Zio: I may be loony, but I’m calm.
Kim: I’m no longer calm. Ow!

Paris: I broke the pipe.
Kim: I’ll kill you!
Zio: This is gonna be good.

Kim: I truly am moral and ethical.
Zio: Buzz off.

Janeway: We’ll trade you the real bombers for our boys.
Liria: Buzz off.

Janeway: Give me the coordinates.
Vel: Buzz off.
Janeway: I said, give me the coordinates.
Vel: Okay.

Janeway: Isn’t Neelix’s ship in our shuttlebay?
Tuvok: Yes. Along with the dozen-or-so other shuttles we have.

Pitt: Is he dead yet?
Kim: This man is my friend. Nobody touches him!
P/K’ers: Hurray!

Janeway: Whee! Here I am to save the day!
Neelix: Thank goodness, I’m getting a check for this episode!
Kes: Me, too!
Doctor: Me, three!
Neelix, Kes, Doctor: Yak, yak yak.
Kim: I’m overwhelmed by guilt and emotion.

Paris: I’ll remember what you said for a long time.
P/K’ers: So will we!
Paris: Come on, let’s go eat.
Kim: Uh, Tom? The mess hall is that way.
Paris: Heh heh. Whoops!